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Ava Harper
Basics
Height: 5'3"
Body type: Delicate and fit
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Education: B.A. in Fine Arts and Art History
Occupation: Artist
Language(s) spoken: English
Zodiac sign: Aries
Age range: 20-30
Looking for: i guess what i'm looking for is what everyone's looking for, which is someone who gets me. and who doesn't suck. completely. you could probably suck a little, to be honest. and hot. well, cute. hot and/or cute. and you like music, but not too much. what was the question, again?
Interests:
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Sketching with charcoal
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Going out with my friends
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Drinking coffee
Personal Motto:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Questionaire:
Would you ever eat something out of the trash? very complex question, actually, with no easy answers. is it my trash in a public trash bin? if it’s mine, did i just throw it out? has my identity been stolen so i’ve had to go on the run and all my accounts are frozen and none of my friends will acknowledge me for fear of government retribution and i’ve no more cash and it’s eat out of the trash or starve another day? see? no easy answers, my friend.
Other than appearance, what is the first thing that people notice about you? my voice -- see what i did there!?!?!
What are your three BEST life skills? breathing, eating, sleeping -- i understand those are crucial to surviving and i am NAILING each and every one!
What’s the most important thing you’re looking for in another person? okay, finally a legit question. i guess what i'm looking for is what everyone's looking for, which is someone who gets me. and who doesn't suck. completely. you could probably suck a little, to be honest. and hot. well, cute. hot and/or cute. and you like music, but not too much. what was the question, again?
The 4 things your friends say you are… i think they would say artistic, laid-back, easy-going, and adventurous.
What are 5 things you “can’t live without?” air, water, food, some kind of shelter, coffee.
What are you most passionate about? i've been staring at this question for the past 15 minutes; i don't even know what this means.
What are the 3 things for which you are most thankful? sigh, really? well, if we were going around the table at thanksgiving i guess i would say, my family, my friends, and that i haven't died yet.
How do you typically spend your leisure time? it’s cliche but i like just hanging out with people that matter to me -- i don’t really care what it is we do.
What is your approach to lists? one thing after the other, man.
Do you sleep with the window open or not? depends on where i’m sleeping ;)
How often do you feel plotted against? every.damn.day. curse you, heavens!!!!!
How do you walk? one foot after the other, man.
'I have a completely different persona when I’m online than when I’m with friends and family’. Agree/disagree. disagree -- i hope! i guess you’d have to ask my friends and family that to be sure, though.
What are your turn ons and turn offs? Options ranged from ‘tattoos’ to ‘skinny dipping’, ‘power’ and ‘sarcasm’. turn offs: taking yourself too seriously and playing an instrument. turn ons: an appreciation for beauty and ... playing an instrument.
Imagine you have slipped on a banana skin lying on the pavement. What is your first reaction? ummm... ouch?